1. If it is yellow let it mellow, if it is brown flush it down.
2. When reading your fortune from your fortune cookie. add at the end of it, on the toilet, in bed, or in the bath tub.
3. Wipe it, wipe it good. ( to the tune of whip it)
4. Bring a magazine.
5.Don't eat an entire box of fruit roll ups unless of course you want rainbow colored poop. P.S. don't be deceived this does not taste like the rainbow.