Hello!
1. Don't throw tennis balls at a girls head....this is not a form of flattery.
2. Hide yo wives, Hide yo kids, and Hide yo husbands cuz they rapin errbody out here!
3. Justin Beiber is man-beast.
4. I love cats, they taste like chicken.
5. wear deodorant. (best choice: old spice)
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Tip # 4
Happy Wednesday!
1. If it is yellow let it mellow, if it is brown flush it down.
2. When reading your fortune from your fortune cookie. add at the end of it, on the toilet, in bed, or in the bath tub.
3. Wipe it, wipe it good. ( to the tune of whip it)
4. Bring a magazine.
5.Don't eat an entire box of fruit roll ups unless of course you want rainbow colored poop. P.S. don't be deceived this does not taste like the rainbow.
1. If it is yellow let it mellow, if it is brown flush it down.
2. When reading your fortune from your fortune cookie. add at the end of it, on the toilet, in bed, or in the bath tub.
3. Wipe it, wipe it good. ( to the tune of whip it)
4. Bring a magazine.
5.Don't eat an entire box of fruit roll ups unless of course you want rainbow colored poop. P.S. don't be deceived this does not taste like the rainbow.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Tip # 3
Happy All Souls Day! We are praying for all your friends, family members, or anyone you have known who has passed away.
1. If you are in a lot of pain severely so please don't sit on the toilet go to the hospital.
2. If someone as filed a restraining order against you, the likelihood of marrying them in the future is zero.
3. Vitamin D is imperative so go outside and see the sun and the sky.
4. Learn argyle is the best print. Deal with it.
5. Your alive or as Aristotle would say you have a soul.
1. If you are in a lot of pain severely so please don't sit on the toilet go to the hospital.
2. If someone as filed a restraining order against you, the likelihood of marrying them in the future is zero.
3. Vitamin D is imperative so go outside and see the sun and the sky.
4. Learn argyle is the best print. Deal with it.
5. Your alive or as Aristotle would say you have a soul.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Tip # 2
Happy All Souls Day.
Here are some tips of the day from various things that have happened all ready today.
1. Check the top bunk while coming into the room.
2. To much of a good thing, is not a good thing. Especially reeses pieces.
3. Make a plan it will make you feel like you have accomplished something.
4. Don't leave your facebook up you might get hacked. It is dangerous.
5. Don't forget to post your reminder sheets where you will see them.
Here are some tips of the day from various things that have happened all ready today.
1. Check the top bunk while coming into the room.
2. To much of a good thing, is not a good thing. Especially reeses pieces.
3. Make a plan it will make you feel like you have accomplished something.
4. Don't leave your facebook up you might get hacked. It is dangerous.
5. Don't forget to post your reminder sheets where you will see them.
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