Thursday, November 4, 2010

Tip #5


1. Don't throw tennis balls at a girls head....this is not a form of flattery.

2.  Hide yo wives, Hide yo kids, and Hide yo husbands cuz they rapin errbody out here!

3. Justin Beiber is man-beast.

4. I love cats, they taste like chicken.

5. wear deodorant. (best choice: old spice)

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tip # 4

Happy Wednesday!

1. If it is yellow let it mellow, if it is brown flush it down.

2. When reading your fortune from your fortune cookie. add at the end of it, on the toilet, in bed, or in the bath tub.

3. Wipe it, wipe it good. ( to the tune of whip it)

4. Bring a magazine.

5.Don't eat an entire box of fruit roll ups unless of course you want rainbow colored poop. P.S. don't be deceived this does not taste like the rainbow.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Tip # 3

Happy All Souls Day! We are praying for all your friends, family members, or anyone you have known who has passed away.

1. If you are in a lot of pain severely so please don't sit on the toilet go to the hospital.

2. If someone as filed a restraining order against you, the likelihood of marrying them in the future is zero.

3. Vitamin D is imperative so go outside and see the sun and the sky.

4. Learn argyle is the best print. Deal with it.

5. Your alive or as Aristotle would say you have a soul.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Tip # 2

Happy All Souls Day.
Here are some tips of the day from various things that have happened all ready today.

1. Check the top bunk while coming into the room.

2. To much of a good thing, is not a good thing. Especially reeses pieces.

3. Make a plan it will make you feel like you have accomplished something.

4. Don't leave your facebook up you might get hacked. It is dangerous.

5. Don't forget to post your reminder sheets where you will see them.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Tip # 1

My friend and I are college students and decided to create a blog. We would like to give a daily tip and some new perspectives on life. We are going to start with the basics so today is your lucky day we will give you five tips.
1.In order to get candy make sure you say trick or treat.

2. If a car let's you walk in front of them and your not in a cross walk do not walk slowly and take your time.

3. Girls have cooties. Just learn to deal with it.

4.Guys if your hair is so long that you begin to develop a twitch you should cut it.

5. If Neville isn't your favorite Harry Potter character then he should be.